Guano Grudge
The Guano pickers hate their work and have started to shirk their duties. They simply had enough of this s… Ahem, stuff.
Choices and Outcomes
Section titled “Choices and Outcomes”| Decision | Choose | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Option 1 | Cut them some slack. | We appreciate their contribution to our community, some respite is needed. They will return to full work eventually. |
| Option 2 | Give them some money. | We try to reward everyone fairly, but not everyone has to face bird bombs on a daily basis. |
| Option 3 | Give them Rum. | Sure, it’s not the best job in the world. But everything is merrier with a few caskets of delicious Rum! |
| Option 4 | Shirking is not acceptable! | We give the revolting hands a taste of the whip, to the discontent of our community. |
Related ship stats
Section titled “Related ship stats”Event choices often care about Health, Crew, Gun Damage, Boarding Damage, Speed, and Manoeuvrability. Match the event text to the relevant ship role before sailing.